blow job bob

Blow job bob is the abbreviation of BJB. A blow job bob is a person which always blows you. It can also be other names that can replace the last B. For example BJJ (Blow job Jamie)

Hey girl, wanna be my blow job bob!p?

by Super munt November 22, 2016

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surprise blow job

The best type of blow job. One where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, sexy and spontaneous. Never say no to a BJ.

Man: Baby, why are you taking my pants off? I'm trying to get work done.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.

by GrassDoctor November 05, 2013

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Emotional Blow-Job

The act of listing all the good qualities about your friendship with someone, being sure to point out all the things you love about them. Then you expect the same list in return from them and they fail to offer it.

" I just spent 20 minutes telling him how great he was, then I got nothing in return. I just sat there and gave him an emotional blow-job"

by ~Mimi~ February 28, 2007

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Thumb Blow-Job

When you first meet a girl and your curious if she is good at going down on you. So you ask her to give your thumb a bj.

boy: (thinking) hmm i wonder how good she is.
boy: hon, can u give me a thumb blow-job? i wanna see how good u are
girl: i might not be good at it, i havent done it in a while.
boy: idc i just wnna see how good u r
girl: ok

. . .

boy: omg ur a fucking pro . . . if only that was my dick!

by Nikki Co-co March 28, 2010

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Blow Job Fairy

A fairy that rewards good little girls and boys for being generous with the bj's.

Jill: What's this that just fell out of your boxers as I was pulling them down?
Jack: Why, it's 20 dollars!
Jill: Hooray! A present for me from the blow job fairy!

by KikiDee August 22, 2010

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