blem blob

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

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Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley
by kashootuptheschool March 29, 2017
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Blob Blocker

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?
by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011
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Blob out

The term blob out (or blobbing out or simply blobbing) refers to the act of turning off one's own bones as a means to relaxation, allowing one's body to pool out on a surface in a blob-like way.
Man I really wish I can go home so I can blob out already. Today's been awful!
by the-blobster August 18, 2018
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Unfukable Blob

An adjective describing extra large humans, considered by most physicians to be obese.
That woman has so many rolls she is an "Unfukable Blob"!

That dude is so gross with his big gut hanging out and that ass crack that is blinding is an "Unfukable Blob"
by Blob master September 08, 2010
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blob bob

one of the greatese old flash games
"person 1: man, i am so bored. what should i do
person 2: you could play "blob bob"
person 1:your right, that game is awsome"
by ingo jones June 17, 2008
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Blob Fish

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.
Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*
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Blob job

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.
OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.
by QWAH it really is me! August 04, 2008
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