newb blaster

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.

"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

Ass Blaster

A guy who blows his load into a girls ass.

Peter North was a real Ass Blaster in his latest porno.

by ChewyAnimal July 3, 2009

bead blaster

The act of removing ones anus beads like they are starting a lawn mower

Leo pulled on Her anal beads so hard she mowed half the lawn. That was a real bead blaster

by #itiswhatitis October 26, 2013

Jail Blaster

After you humble a man (break his back and fuck him in the ass). You finish (reach orgasm) on his face. All while in prison.

The other day Tony was running his mouth. I had to hold him down and give him a jail blaster, so he knew was in charge

by Z.Arnold October 25, 2023

jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023

turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work

Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"

by r3r3.omfg May 28, 2016

volcano blaster

when a guy ejaculates after a long period of celebacy

Guy 1: "Hey I just jerked it for the first time in months."

Guy 2: "Eeeeww. dude dont tell me about your volcano blaster..."

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Tony: "Dude I Adam just volcano blasted all over Marian."

Connor: "Yeah, he's been in a dry spell for a while now. Hey wait, why do you know that?"

Tony: "I was watching..."

by tonold April 9, 2010