blapple

A big fat juicy apple that just so happens to be very black.amazes anyone who sees it.

"Hey bro can you get me an apple?"
"No,but I got a blapple if you want one"
"Hell yeah!"

by Nukethewhales December 24, 2016

blapping

1){v.} present tense form of the verb blapp! Smacking around the face (mostly lips and forehead) with one's erect penis. Hand must be firmly pressed down and wrapped around the base of the shaft of said erect penis.

NOTE: The person on the receiving end of the "BLAPpstick" must be female and also must enjoy being "blapped" in order to actually call it "blapping"

2){verb} to yell loudly out the window of one's car in the general direction of any lurkers that look like they need to be blapped, the word "BLAPp!"

(1)Jane Doe was giggling hysterically last night when Joe Schmo came over after work and started blapping her in the forhead with his Blappstick.

(2) Although, she was walking on the other side of the street, Jane Doe could hear Joe Schmo "Blapping" the girls in gym class while driving by in his Cherry Red Corvette.

by Gary Redecker March 14, 2008

blapster

a woman that recieved a hit from the penis on her head

blapster will recieve this when she arque about sex

by Slapman April 12, 2014

BLAPptastIC

{adj} The fantastic feeling one gets after being blapped on the forehead with an erect penis.

Carol was feeling blapptastic after getting blapped for 5 solid minutes.

by Blapp Meister G January 12, 2017

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017

Blaptist

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.

No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.

by So Short March 13, 2019

blapapama

Blapapama is a word that really cool people says as an expression of any emotion the are feeling. It can be a noun, a adjective, or a verb.

Trinity angrily screamed,” Alexis, you BLAPAPAMA!”.

by Trinity Slaughterback April 20, 2019