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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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big mac

this is what genocide jack called makoto during the 2nd class trial in dr1
genocide jack: it wasn't me , big mac
makoto: are you calling me "big mac"???
by monokumas.rightside March 3, 2021
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Big mac drive-by

It is when you see your fat friend about to eat his big mac and in order to save him from assured and certain death from obesity, you decide to drive-by and slap it right out of his hands down to the ground as if you're performing the most vicous dunk in your life.
Did you see Tyrone just Big mac drive-by Jason?
by Pinehawkjar June 19, 2017
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Big Mac

American: bro guess how many Big Macs I can fit in my mouth
Really funny Canadian: all of them lmao
by Mr_Snas November 29, 2020
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Big Mac Baddie

A young woman who will sleep with you for fast food.
Look at Kim over there she slept with Jim after he took her to Mc Donald's. She's a Big Mac Baddie
by RatchetPacket June 5, 2024
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Musselburgh Big Mac

A Scottish delicacy created in Musselburgh a Scotch Pie placed Inside a fresh bakers buttered roll and served with brown sauce!
Today whilst in Musselburgh i tried their finest Musselburgh Big Mac
by Benny40 July 6, 2023
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Big Mac

It is a big burger
"Hey jimmy, look at my big mac,"
by Mr.Quagsire April 18, 2022
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