by beinrik February 2, 2024
Get the Axelmug. Axel was a mouse god who lived 200,054,363 years ago and people believe he died 2,727 years ago but really he died 200,054,363 years ago by a dinosaur god named Mr. Felix who was also died because a volcano erupted, Axel The God was born 13.9 billion years ago. His friend was Haruto the Shark God from Japan.
Person 1: Do you know Axel?
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.
by Dumbassfuckhead June 11, 2025
Get the Axel The Godmug. Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024
Get the Axel butthole diseasemug. The best friend & boyfriend you could have he always males you laugh and never treats you badly he is the best and you would never santos him to go away from you.
Oh he is such an Axel, the best!
by Te amo:) October 9, 2018
Get the Axelmug. Your typical Gothenburger with a thicc bootie and a lovely accent.
The definition of a Swedish Viking
The definition of a Swedish Viking
by Supermegacharlie November 30, 2017
Get the Axelmug. AXEL IS FAT
by UR MOM IS A FAT HOES November 21, 2021
Get the Axelmug. Axel would end the human race
by POSAYY August 24, 2023
Get the Axelmug.