drunk auntie

that one auntie that drank to much at the cookout and start getting messy.

vonnie;girl who is that.
jasmine;girl thats my drunk auntie may.

drunk auntie by vvsthebaddest December 17, 2019

my bitch of a auntie 

a person that bitches at you for a lot of things and ony uses you for a fucking slave cus shes a cunt

my bitch of a auntie is telling me to do a lot of things while she sits her lazy ass on the couch on her phone

my bitch of a auntie by vbveudb April 12, 2017

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover 

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover by Chris January 28, 2004

cool auntie 

The weirdest of the bunch who thinks she is the coolest of the parents sibling and that the kids love her but she seems to have a weird fetish for toes and brushing the kids hair

The cool auntie keeps touching me head and it's creepy

cool auntie by Dirty Dingo darts September 20, 2017

Your auntie sniff pantie 

The worst roast to ever exist

When it is said the space time continuum collapses in on itself

Carl: your mum gay
Josh: don’t make me do it

Carl: Do it
Josh your auntie sniff pantie

The universe gets ripped apart

Your auntie sniff pantie by Xxxnoscopexxx May 13, 2018

Your Auntie eat Pantie 

Worse one of them all, implying your Aunt is a lesbian who eats women's underwear. Never to be used, unless absolutely needed, or else there WILL be consequences.

Ron: Your mom gay
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Ron: your granny tranny!
Jim: your Grandpap a TRAP!
Ron: your sister a MISTER!
Jim: your BROTHER is a MOTHER!
Ron: you asked for it... YOUR AUNTIE EAT PANTIE!!!
God: (sweating) holy fuck ...
(Planet earth implodes)

Your Auntie eat Pantie by Xycrossd May 14, 2018

ur auntie a thotty 

The most severe insult ever, it will kill you, even if not directly said to you. So stay away from any 8 year old kid who plays roblox.

Mom: Husband, go to wor-
Dad: No u
Mom: *severely damaged but manages to whisper* ur auntie a thotty
Dad: Omg *dies and is torn through a loop-hole in space, ripping his body into micro cells, while his soul is ripped from his body ripped from time and existance

ur auntie a thotty by GS MANTITS May 22, 2018