Aunti Church

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly

Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Aunty Clap

Your mother's sister who get's around.

Dude, your Aunt Millie is a total Aunty Clap!

by Richie.innit September 24, 2009

aunty beth

When your mother or someone like your mother masturbates a friend of yours using the anti-splash method.

Ask your Ma about Aunty Beth

by Coulers January 21, 2017

Aunty D

anti-depressants

Today sux, going down to the pharmacy to visit Aunty D.

by HA HA HAA December 7, 2012

Auntie's Visiting

Menstruation

"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"

by Rosé T June 3, 2017

Auntie Mommy

When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.

Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.

by Missknowitall6969 November 26, 2016

aunty yvonne

Satan‘s little sister. She is a very old lady, who is stern and strict, and straightforward. She does not like getting calls during the day. People may look at her as sweet, but others may look at her as an old strict grandma. I wouldn’t recommend her as a great Aunty. No one wants to have an encounter with that old lady.

I wouldn’t recommend Aunty Yvonne, she’s very stern and strict, and she does not want you calling her. It’s best to delete her number, because when she calls you back, you won’t get a good response. Aunty Yvonne is Satan‘s little sister.

by Pjudge December 15, 2022