Router Assassin

The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.
Someone has router assassinated you.
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 16, 2010
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Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.
Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.
by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 07, 2015
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Anal Assassin

1. Slang for a faggot.
2. Straight man who likes backstage access.
3. The raping of a man by another man.

Chris: My ass is sore today.
Rozzers: Damn anal assassins!
Olie: Wasn't me!
by Rozzers June 18, 2006
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Assassin's Crease

A crease or gash in the male genitalia of astounding girth.
Girl 1: Blowing John hasn't been the same since he got that assassin's crease.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!
by cockles December 31, 2012
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ninja assassin

In roleplaying games (especially ones not centred around physical conflict), a character who has been designed expressly to be extremely powerful in a fight and/or extremely stealthy.
The term is frequently used sarcastically, as creating such a character is often a sign that the person doing so still thinks he's playing D&D.
Did you see the new guy's character? He's a complete ninja assassin.
by Whybird June 08, 2004
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ass assassin

A well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more.
Porn star Jeff Stryker is a well-documented ass assassin.
by Smarty_Pantz March 01, 2011
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assassin

I messed up this MMORPG character so bad, it's as crappy as a Ragnarok Online assassin
by Alexia March 27, 2005
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