A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020
Get the Ash Kaashmug. by ITS NOT GAY IN A THREE WAY September 22, 2020
Get the Ash Lynxmug. A Brothel, a place of great misgivings. Know to pull you in and spit you back out. Beware of wild exotic jeffrey.
Rule 1. Run across pool tarp when you walk in. Rule 2. Hit your head on the ceiling
Rule 3. Bring your A game always and never let your guard down.
It’s said that 22nd and Ash is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. If you decide to visit
Rule 1. Run across pool tarp when you walk in. Rule 2. Hit your head on the ceiling
Rule 3. Bring your A game always and never let your guard down.
It’s said that 22nd and Ash is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. If you decide to visit
Wise Gentleman: Hey, if you go to the Douglas Park area, make sure you stay away from 22nd and Ash
Someone: are we heading over to 22nd and Ash?
Wise Gentleman: Yes, so tread carefully. It is a wheel of fortune that you almost always lose. The dangers are nigh considered to be as great as they truly are.
Shout out Cleaser
Someone: are we heading over to 22nd and Ash?
Wise Gentleman: Yes, so tread carefully. It is a wheel of fortune that you almost always lose. The dangers are nigh considered to be as great as they truly are.
Shout out Cleaser
by Cleaser May 2, 2020
Get the 22nd and Ashmug. an absolute legend, best member of lovejoy, number #1 vlogger, best bassist, coolest dad guitar player 😎, style icon, mystery bass man, cute but hot (teach me your ways), legend with a really cool moustache
he was just a normal guy who got adopted by a load of minecraft youtubers and now he spends his time hanging out with commentary channel failure, james marriott, ash youre better than that 😔
LMAO
he was just a normal guy who got adopted by a load of minecraft youtubers and now he spends his time hanging out with commentary channel failure, james marriott, ash youre better than that 😔
LMAO
person 1: “have you seen ash kabosu’s new vlog?”
person 2: “yes, he hold a rose in his mouth and i literally died mate”
person 2: “yes, he hold a rose in his mouth and i literally died mate”
by deffo not sneegza November 17, 2021
Get the ash kabosumug. by Hoobito November 29, 2017
Get the ash mainmug. Ash Ketchum is a "10 year old boy" in a anime called pokemon since 1997. He has been on his pokemon adventure for 21 years now.
by cutiemixedgal January 23, 2019
Get the Ash Ketchummug. by MegaMatt65 August 2, 2020
Get the Ash Kaashmug.