Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).

"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"

by Rabbyet June 2, 2018

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

Artificial tea

When somone makes fake tea that’s not even real tea. So you cannot spill it

Becca: I have tea about Johnny,he’s not even a guy
Bacca: yes he is,get out of here with that artificial tea

by Whateverorwhatever October 26, 2018

Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

artificial urinary sphincter

A medical device used to treat urinary incontinence, typically in men.

So, artificial urinary sphincter is for typically men.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

artificial weeb

A person who acts like a weeb (e.g. they obsess over their fictional crush, they wear cat ears, they always act like they're high on sugar, etc.), but doesn't watch anime. Instead, they probably fangirl over cartoons.

Dood 1: Hey have you talked with her yet? She's such an artificial weeb!
Dood 2: Lmao yeah, she's always talking about that series like it's the best thing that's happened to her!

by Stuffzilla January 1, 2021