android

a phone for broke asses and fucking losers

Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”

Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”

P2: “Broke ass.”

by ihateandroidusers April 02, 2024

Android energy

When a woman gives you wierd energy and have a wierd way of talking

Associated:

Hairy fanny
Stinking fanny
Dry lips

«Yo, see that chick over there? I met her once and she gave me heave Android energy».

by EliasXi November 10, 2022

detroit android

where big creepy ass robots you can have the sexy times with try to take over the universe and want to become human with their fake ass skin.

Have you seen the detroit androids? Yeah man they taking over

by MacheteFFS June 01, 2018

Android user

Also known broke boy/girl dumbass but most importantly you are GAY. Android brand is also the top leading brand in the lgbt community look it up. Anyone that disagrees is GAY so might as well get an android if you don’t already have one you fucking faggot.

Android user means gay/broke

Bruce: hey I just got a new phone wanna see?
Nick: yea yea what brand is it?
Bruce: it’s a android

Nick: yea ur definitely gay bud see ya

by Noneofyourfuckingbizness August 07, 2024

android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.

1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant

by Niikurasu May 21, 2020

android oyun club

android oyun club is an epic website where you can download free apk for paid or free games with or without cheats.

mehmet: yoo ahmet why dont u play minecraft with me?
ahmet: aint gonna pay 50 liras for a mobile game
mehmet: you dont have to pay dude download apk from android oyun club

by caucasiansexhaver69 July 18, 2022

Android sheep

People who dislike apple products no matter how good it is

Wow you are android sheep

by Android dog May 25, 2022