Adorablest

cutest thing alive <3

sergie is the adorablest :)

by dnm16 February 27, 2010

Facebook Abortion

When someone screws up on facebook so badly that it causes a shit storm of "defriending", "blocking" people, and general mayhem

I found out my ex-girlfriend was a whore and told everyone on facebook which caused a fury of deleting friends, being deleted and vilified on her friend's pages; a total Facebook Abortion

by Banging the Beldam January 13, 2010

abortion

The ending of pregnancy by to removing an embryo or fetus before it can survive outside the uterus. This should be safely done in an abortion clinic, or it can be dangerous. Many people who get pregnant by accident seek out abortions so they don't have to carry a baby.

The condom broke when Felicity and Greg had sex, so now Felicity is looking to have an abortion.

by jellynessa January 14, 2019

coathanger abortion

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

by Richard Black May 23, 2005

aborted hershey launch

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.

Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.

by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008

Kitty Abortion

1. Any abortion performed on a slutty kitty.

2. Any type of extremely cute abortion.

1. Cat, stop being such a whore or I'll have to get you a kitty abortion.

2. I had my hair, nails, and makeup done at the spa before I came into the clinic because I wanted it to be a kitty abortion.

by Flossie T. McSluttypants August 27, 2011

Tuscaloosa Abortion

When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.

Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”

Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support”

by Ice2esk February 19, 2020