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artificial weeb

A person who acts like a weeb (e.g. they obsess over their fictional crush, they wear cat ears, they always act like they're high on sugar, etc.), but doesn't watch anime. Instead, they probably fangirl over cartoons.
Dood 1: Hey have you talked with her yet? She's such an artificial weeb!
Dood 2: Lmao yeah, she's always talking about that series like it's the best thing that's happened to her!
by Stuffzilla January 1, 2021
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Artificial Play-doh

When you ejaculate into your ancestor's ashes and let the ashes get wet and doughy and use it as play-doh
Me: I just busted a nut into my grandma's urn and I use it as Artificial Play-doh

Friend: What the fuck.
by Im outside your window May 10, 2021
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Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.
I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.
by ArturKoz December 23, 2021
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Artificial Allergies

when a person dislikes a certain food or drink they just say they allergic to it. Also known as type AA
I can’t eat apple or have apple juice because I have Artificial Allergies, AA.
by CaprisunJuicciee March 16, 2022
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artificial intelligence

A natural phenomenon occurring when you install Python on a machine
"Coding this artificial intelligence is gonna take too long! We need to extend the project deadline."
"Have you tried using Python"
by ronaxii October 18, 2021
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Artificial Human Scum

Artificial Human Scum aka Artificial Human Spam (AHS) for short or a proposed classification for the billions of those who have had their brains taken over by a god-awful machine.
In the obesity and etiquette stakes, AHS, for their Eurotrash ways, can be identified by a middle-class non-AHS coming a mile away.
You can't put a floor on Artificial Human Scum behaviour, Jonathan. They're programmed to stoop to new lows.
by Forensic Top Ice September 19, 2021
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artificial lung

the most beautiful kind of bong, it's basically a gravity bong, but instead of a bucket of water, you tape a bread bag or plastic grocery bag or something around the bottom, airtight, and pull out as your burn...then take it all in in one hit! DO IT RIGHT AND YOU CAN GET THE WHOLE DAMN BOWL IN ONE HIT!!!
I hallucinated and thought I was a Power Rangers giant robot for an hour when I hit that Artificial Lung...
by John Scofield January 14, 2004
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