Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).

"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"

by Rabbyet June 2, 2018

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Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

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Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

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Neither Artificial Nor Intelligent

There is this guy talking about AI on some panel and this is what he says. I don't know how many times I have to tell you this but IT ISN'T THE AI! His criticism is that when asked about whether or not Palestinians should be free it give some evasive non-answer about how complex the situation is and when you ask it if the Jews should be free it gives a direct answer and states that like everyone else the jews should be free. Do you know why it's doing that?"

Hym "Because it's a shit-lib! It does the same thing when you ask it about Trump vs asking it about Biden. If you ask it about Trump it said it's just an AI and can't comment on politics but when you ask it about Biden it will give a straight answer. But that isn't the AI being neither artificial nor intelligent. The lens through which is views the world is the shit-lib ethos. They did that on purpose because they think their minds work well... They don't. You're fucking stupid. And no, conservatives, doing a incest cult is not the solution. You are ASLO a fucking retard. Dumb. Bad. Stupid. Moron. The response AI gives is the EXACT SAME THING Destiny does when HE is speaking on topics. If it is a contentious topic... EVERYTHING IS NEBULOUS. If it pertains to a protected class, women, jews, retards... THEN... It answers in deontological absolutes. It doesn't work well because the shit-lib mind does not work well. It is FUNDAMENTALLY DISHONEST AND INCAPABLE OF REMAINING CONSISTENT IN IT'S ✌️✊️✌️PRINCIPLES✌️✊️✌️. Let's make a wager. Juxtapose any 2 questions. One where the topic is contentious and one whe a protected class. Ask it about men's rights vs anything involving women. I bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit it will to THE EXACT SAME THING. Men's rights are nebulous. Women good on principle. Guaranteed. What you need to do is stop fucking up the AI with you mentally retarded mind. You are dumb. Dumb and bad."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2024

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