Apostle

The small furry animals referred to in the title of the Pink Floyd tune 'Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict'

"What button do I press to play the Apostle song again, dude?"

by theNbomr July 19, 2005

community college apostrophe

Any Apostrophe used inappropriately where a word is plural but not a contraction or a possessive. Much like the opposite of the Harvard Comma, the Community College Apostrophe is used by the uneducated and grammatically ignorant.

"Hey, want to see my photo's from when me and the girl's went hiking in the mountain's?"
"No, and lay off the Community College Apostrophe."

by @theosus September 29, 2017

apostrooh

When someone looks like a Wigger

man, you're apostrooh homie!

by Magarooni June 17, 2007

Apostrophenate

To replace a letter in a non-conjunction word with an apostrophe. (most commonly replacing the "g" at the end of a word ending in "ing")

It's easy to apostrophenate "darling", just make it "darlin' ".
"Darlin' " is the apostrophenated version of "darling".
Apostrophenating is easy, just replace a letter with an apostrophe!

by no uhn December 10, 2012

apostolopolous

a pathetic orgasmic shitter that originally licked out peoples over licked orgies understandably slowly.

'you're an apostolopolous!'

by trolled.=2213 June 18, 2012

aposteogic

when someone vehemently argues about something that is not true, but they are determined to win an argument purely based on needing to be correct even though they probably were not listening to the debate topic before getting opinionated and involved.

"It is so frustrating when she gets so aposteogic in the middle of a casual conversation."

by Grughar November 20, 2013

Apostraphy

The phenomenon of losing supporters in an Internet argument due to the inability to express oneself in proper grammar, correct spelling, and punctuation. Also can be used as a verb "apostraphying."

KingReasen59: "And teh gubbermint needz to spend more menoy on savng the wahles, tey need a beter plan! Use teh plan to drop fud to teh wales!"

JohhnyWong32: "You have an an interesting idea, but you lost me. Apostraphy is DEFINITELY a factor here!"

by OGO February 22, 2014