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The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
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Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
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holy shit

when the shit is so holy jesus comes and saves u or sum idk i never saw the movie
“holy shit my balls itch” “when?” “my balls-“ “when did i ask
by kaeflu September 7, 2022
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holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.
1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.
by XInTheDark September 30, 2019
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holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something
HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!
by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
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Holy shit

When you take a crap and it automatically goes down the tube so when you look back in the toilet and it's empty
" I was straining over that dumped for like 2 minutes so I knew it was big going to look back there was nothing it was a holy shit"
by Mike lytnin' September 19, 2019
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holy shit flops

by Rakan69 September 22, 2021
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