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Fresh off a fuck by Supermarket dad September 3, 2018
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I couldn't give less of a fuck
Person 1: Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?
Person 2: Sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, but I couldn't give less of a fuck
Person 2: Sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, but I couldn't give less of a fuck
I couldn't give less of a fuck by that1racooninyourgarage March 21, 2022
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Two shits and a Fuck
A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
Two shits and a Fuck by _Shaybear_ November 22, 2011
i could give a fuck
Sarcastic way of saying "i couldn't give a fuck" that actually means "i don't care" or "i couldn't care less"
i could give a fuck by Achour7x September 7, 2016
suck a fuck
A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.
"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
suck a fuck by Spike July 4, 2004
suck a fuck
1. when used as an insult, means the same as fuck off, or go fuck yourself, or get the fuck out of my house. Usually directed at someone irritating or ugly.
2. when used literally, would most likely mean (though no one knows who would honestly do this) to use the tongue and lips to actually suck someone else's intercourse. to lick and/or suck the area where the penis is entering the vagina.
2. when used literally, would most likely mean (though no one knows who would honestly do this) to use the tongue and lips to actually suck someone else's intercourse. to lick and/or suck the area where the penis is entering the vagina.
1. Elizabeth: Donnie, you're such a fuckass!
Donnie: Oh yeah? Well, you can go suck a fuck!
2. "Man, I thought a threesome would be hot, but all that crazy bitch did was suck our fuck!"
Donnie: Oh yeah? Well, you can go suck a fuck!
2. "Man, I thought a threesome would be hot, but all that crazy bitch did was suck our fuck!"
suck a fuck by the justin January 21, 2006
I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck
When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.
Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”
I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck by That bitch coco November 27, 2019