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shannon

a jerky girl that wears only leggings and large t-shirts. Loves to sing alanis music. wears wool sweaters that are cut four inches above the seem. middle parts are required and hair wraps.
by jeennyy November 29, 2010
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Shannoning

Weather event that occurs when a certain hair stylist enters the vicinity of a winter sports resort during the winter season. An inexplicable shift in weather patterns rapidly occurs, likely resulting in the following phenomena:
Pouring rain, Hail, Sleet, Wintry Mixures, Death Cookies
It's been dumping in Park City for 2 months straight. We'll totally have rad snow conditions, as long as a Shannoning doesn't show up and screw with the weather.
by DJ Shelly Shell January 20, 2011
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shannon

shannon is a piece of shit lesbain
by Reid boy2000 February 12, 2020
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Shannon

Dirty little slut, LOVE wiz khalifa, sucks dick for a living. She makes you want to slap a bitch. She should just go curl up and die. She is super sexy but get to close to her and she will sleep with your man D:<
Person 1: Shannon is sexy ;)
Person 2: EWWW DUUUTTTY SLUTTTT
by QTODJXN November 22, 2010
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Shannon

Shannon is the most beautiful girl in the whole entire world but is very clumsy. The boy that she messaged the most at the moment, she has to ask them out.
Shannon is a beautiful girl
by Thebossman74 November 3, 2019
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Shannon

Shannon, dumb jealous hoe that like ah sexy uy nsmed Matthew (btw no homo)
Girl 1: OMG is that shannon

Girl 2: Yeah i heard she likes that guy Matthew
by Poopy Funny Aha October 18, 2019
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Shannon

A high key thot that is related (cousins) with the entire world,not one person she cannot “beef” with so everyone shall be Shooooook
That Shannon over there is my cousin
by Thotfinder05 July 5, 2018
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