A fat little man who plays shitnite all day and jacks off to peppa pig getting raped and their dad left them thats why nobody loves him, he is also very gay and gets raped by his mummy, he he also has downsyndrome and his brother is ricky berwick. He is illiterate and can walk without having an autism attack.
by Big man Josh February 09, 2020
by dick head May 04, 2004
by dankerdankest January 15, 2020
A typical beaner name for fat men who are secretly gay for one another, mostly illegal comes from mexico , tj , who his mom brings him because he's too fat to be walking around tj streets , plays soccer when he is board juggles balls with his coach in each others mouths for being gay and are secretly gay for each other and ruben uses his so called girlfriend ass a coverup
by Cocksucker40000 November 17, 2015
Some pedo bear spanish dude who stole naginis property and thinks. THINKS. he's a baws but he can't be bosser than this "short sarcastic midget". He likes to show off his BB guns and doesnt know how to work skype properly since he didnt know how to add someone to a converation even though theres a BIG + sign at the top that obviously adds people. But all in all he's a great guy and a trusting friend, and he's someone you can go to when your down and is there to help you through whatever ur going thru, so thank you hoe.
by Some midget December 30, 2011
by Casss2428 April 08, 2019
A person who's always wanting the need to blabber out random shit. Especially in topics that are so irrelevant. "Hey Gilbert have you seen this movie?" "NO" Gilbert replied. The Ruben will then proceed to blabber random shit about a movie that no one cares.
Hey Ruben what's up, "Dude have you seen this movie?"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
"Hey dude pass me the aux cord
"Hey dude I'm going to roast you because I secretly feel like I need attention and, that would me feel better"
by The Anchovies February 13, 2018