Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade

Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"

by Skibby November 14, 2003

Latino Poptart

the act in which you fuck a girl in the ass, and then shove your shit-covered penis in their vagina.

shit on dick + a girl's pussy= latino poptart

by ETompk September 28, 2009

Rusty Poptart

Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.

Damn, Jake just ate a rusty poptart...

by Tasty_Skittles July 11, 2008

Butter your Poptart

After sex, you finish by cumming on her tits.

Once I finish, I’m going to “Butter your Poptart”

by Poptartlover574904277266457 October 31, 2022

strawberry poptart crotch

a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.

this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina

Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.

Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?

by asilanna December 05, 2009

Sammi Poptart

A super fun chick whose famous in her own little world, who is named after an amazing food.

Sammi Poptart is a cherry flavored item.

by Crazy babe March 20, 2009

generic salty poptart

Basic petty bitter person. Salty, unhealthy, child-like

She's just a generic salty poptart

by Yourstruly-LW August 29, 2022