Jan Martinez

Jan Martinez is the hottest most handsome boyfriend you will ever have. He is the best with girls and an amazing fucker. He is a great friend who will help all the midgets because he is really tall. He is kind and caring and you don't want to do anything with his girl or he will beat you. He is very sporty and strong. A great fighter who you can't defeat

I had great sex last night

With who

Jan Martinez

Of course it's good sex, he is the BEST

by lolololaposajjfhasgdhk,bsd. October 25, 2018

Jan-Bart

the most cute person you'll ever meet. He usually works in DTP departements and has cookies. He will share the cookies if you are nice to him and give him good briefings.

You can trigger him on the following days:
- monday mornings
- threatening tuesdays
- wondering wednesdays
- thundering thursdays
- fricking fridays
also, do not disturb him in the weekend.

That's JB! Jan-Bart from DTP! he always has the best cookies.

by JB1929JanBartRAccoon November 22, 2022

willem jan

Is the greatest guy around, he is really good in bed since he makes all the girls wet and make them come. For the more, he is a manly bitch... a really populair bitch.

- Who's that cool manly bitch that makes all the girls come?
- That's WILLEM JAN

by Cool mfucker February 25, 2017

Robert-Jan

male with a big penis

Timothy: ZAMN! his cock is huge.
Pablo: yes he's a real Robert-Jan

by Swaggamer69 November 28, 2021

Jan-Ockie

He has a very rare name that makes it impossible for the average human being to fully comprehend the full meaning of this unnaturally meaningful name. There are not many people who have the extreme power of having this name, but those who do, are basically the perfect form of humanity in every way, shape and form.

Wow honey that looks like a very Jan-Ockie dress.

by Extremely yes May 16, 2020

jan 14

January 14th is a day where You look at your friends and slap them

YUP YUPPIE

Hey Jack
*jack looks* slaps
Hey man what was the for

“It’s Jan 14th DUDE “

by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021

jan-albert

Jan-Albert is a South African guy's name. Jan-Albert is one of the hottest guys you'll ever set your eyes on. He has a way with the girls. He usually falls for the girl he's known the longest, his best friend. He will love talking to her about their past, all the fun times they had as children, he loves that kind of talks. That's one of the reasons why it's so easy to talk to Jan-Albert or begin a conversation with him. He actually is a real softy, but doesn't like to show it that much. He's one of the kindest people out there, with the best laugh. So, in conclusion, this dude is literally the best and loved by everyone.

Friend: Gosh, he's literally perfect!
Her: Yeah, such a Jan-Albert!

by anoninam August 16, 2017