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Dildoing

It started out with a bunch of friends driving all around town yelling Dildo at people. After a while we moved on to other, more harsh obseneties, such as racial slurs and a wide variety of curse words.

verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.
(Yelling out a window of a car) HEY FUCK FACE I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT ASS!

(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?

Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?
by BluntTrauma December 1, 2009
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dildo

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General February 26, 2004
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dildo

A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.
Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo."

Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
by honkycat June 14, 2010
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dildo

1. a "play toy" that looks like a dick...
2. also, my friend's nickname
1. she used the dildo all night last night
2. "hey dildo, how r u today..."
by The "Fake" Lauren August 5, 2004
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dildo

A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.
Angela used a dildo yesterday because John weren't going to have sex with her
by expertno1 June 22, 2014
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dildo

Someone who has their head up ones ass.
Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.
by dildinator April 16, 2003
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dildo

Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.
Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!
by 0niTTRay October 4, 2003
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