LMAO

As you have read, it means Laughing My Ass Off, but what has NOT been explained is the origin. Laughing is supposed to be the best medicine, but it is also the best exercise. Well, behind sex and walking. Anyways, if you laugh, you lose weight, hence laughing your ass off.

Sara- I LMAO-ed so much last night I think I lost weight! Thanks so much sweetie!
Joe- Ya, I was hoping you would.
Sara- *GASP* *SLAP* WE ARE THROUGH!
Joe- I was jk!!!!!! LMAO
Sara- NOT FUNNY JOE!
Joe- *snickers*
Sara- I hate you.
Joe- Wanna do it? You'll lose those last 5 pounds...
Sara- .... Fine. But JUST this once!

by Laughomatic February 28, 2010

lmao

lick me all over

Guy: Heyy ur hot
Girl: lmao!

by NOTICE. MY. NAME. November 27, 2010

lmao

lmao means laughing my ass off.
u can use it when something is hilarious.

*Someone do something funny*

"Hahaha, lmao!"

by martee May 27, 2007

LMAO

Lmao stands for Laughing My Ass Off, saying that something is funny, used in online conversations only.

Pete pulled Marks pants down!
LMAO!

by Emmieee December 19, 2008

lmao

Licking - Myself - All - Over, Used Online Only.

John: What's up Jane?
Jane: Lmao
John: Sounds hot.

by Lewie May 13, 2005

Lmao

"laughing my ass off" often used in internet conversations.

omg im LMAO emma went out with smellers

by Georgia 93 January 12, 2009

LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off. Like lol (laugh out load) its a way of sying its funny.

knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
LMAO!

by BeanyBabe October 11, 2009