by Henry hort December 11, 2023

Me: Watch out!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!
by anonymous May 11, 2022

The most amazing awesome kind caring person anyone could ever meet. If you find yourself a hamish never ever ever let go. His soulmates initials are most normally gonna be J.K. if they are your initials your a VERY lucky gal.
by @_your_awesome June 13, 2020

Extremely large penis at least 12 inches
Just a women's man loves having a chat
Blond hair brown eyes most likely has ADHD
Just a women's man loves having a chat
Blond hair brown eyes most likely has ADHD
Damn son your a hamish
by Yamums boyfriend November 25, 2021
