Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.
by moistcat March 23, 2021

Mrs.smith is selectively nice to people who shes can get something from look at her being nice to that guy so he can carry something heavy for her
by Kennysva May 26, 2018

by Joplynne April 30, 2019

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.
Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
by StayFocused September 1, 2017

Dang man, I was hoping she'd tag me in the picture... she tagged all the cool people though. Guess she did some selective tagging
by psuzeppelin5 October 22, 2011

Hearing what you want too
by Webster englishary October 14, 2021

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.
Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.
by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019
