Selective listening

The act of choosing what one one not only hears but is actually listening

Juicy. My canine soulmate ,is , the best of selective listening.

by Joplynne April 30, 2019

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selective debt

When a person says they dont have enough money to pay bills, but go out and spend tons of money on luxury items

Tim: You're $5,000 in the hole on bills

Sarah: I know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!

Tim: You need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours...

by weorujahg January 22, 2010

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Selective Tagging

When somebody uploads a group picture on Facebook, and doesn't tag the people they don't like.

Dang man, I was hoping she'd tag me in the picture... she tagged all the cool people though. Guess she did some selective tagging

by psuzeppelin5 October 22, 2011

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Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

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Selective Autism

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.

Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.

by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019

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