i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.
I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.
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guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT
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She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.
Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions
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I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
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Yes there is, and it's right here you troglodyte.

Something someone types into the search box to try and outsmart the dictionary.

If you'd have used some punctuation in your search, you wouldn't have had to see this. Now suffer, mere mortal.
Nigga 4th wall break, the dictionary has a definition for "i bet theres no definition for this"
by John Deere 9860 STS combine September 17, 2020
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I like it in my butt

A male or female bending or bent down and lower part in the air
Oh carmin I like it in my butt
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