you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.

"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"

by hiraikills July 10, 2022

i low you

I'm trying to get you to be as low as possible in life. But the person hears I love you. Almost the exact opposite of I love you. This has happened to me.

I love you.

I low you too, ha ha ha

by Mikalay July 11, 2022

You

A stupid ass bitch that has depression

I describe that person as a you

by Melodyseen July 11, 2022

you

A fat bitch

your mom: hey ur not my fucking son anymore go die
you fuck you

by 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕 July 12, 2022

I love you

If someone says I love you to you, they are actually swearing at you in a different language

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: >:O HOW COULD YOU T.T

by NymphicusHollandicus July 15, 2022

Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

Oh what am I saying? Of course you don’t

Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 15, 2022

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022