shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

Shit that ass

When you bang a girl so hard you make her shit herself

"Damn man, I heard you banged Wendy so good you made her shit that ass"

by Assshittinglegend April 28, 2017

squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind

"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"

by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 12, 2014

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

type shit

something white boys say to feel gangster; it's a way to acknowledge something in a good manner.

Mf: Yo brody, I just copped this diamond watch.
White boy brody: Type shit!

by WiTouLouw April 11, 2024

Stucco Shit

Stucco shit is the act of shitting so hard that you stucco the shit to the back of the bowl

Man I just stucco shit and couldn’t get it off

by Flashattacahoes November 15, 2025

shit.

when shit is not good enough to be said so you add a fucking dot to it

SHIT.

by idontknowstopit September 16, 2018