A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.
My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.
by Jungle11B December 5, 2017
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by Knight3Vii February 9, 2009
Get the Runner Runner Up The Ass mug.Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
by The Brown Beast July 19, 2012
Get the Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel mug.1) Greg: You coming out tonight for some cheeky beers?
Jess: Yeah, im smashing it up big stevey style!
2) Dave: You seen that hot chick over there?
Doug: Yeah, i reckon by the end of the night i'll be smashing it up big stevey style with her!
Jess: Yeah, im smashing it up big stevey style!
2) Dave: You seen that hot chick over there?
Doug: Yeah, i reckon by the end of the night i'll be smashing it up big stevey style with her!
by Spruce Moose February 20, 2011
Get the Smashing it up big stevey style mug.September 16th is National Shut up Brodie Day, Tell any Brodie you know to shut their mouth. If a Brodie speaks punch them in the balls.
Brodie: Hey Everyo...
*Gets Punched in The Balls*
Everyone: Shut up it's September 16th, National Shut up Brodie Day
Brodie: Oh ok...
*Gets Punched in The Balls*
*Gets Punched in The Balls*
Everyone: Shut up it's September 16th, National Shut up Brodie Day
Brodie: Oh ok...
*Gets Punched in The Balls*
by GummyGummyBear August 31, 2020
Get the National Shut up Brodie Day mug.When someone is all up in your shit and askin to many questions, so you tell them to get up off my nuts.
Darrel "man, man, when we gonna hang out, when you gonna pay me money, when you gonne give me my coke???!?!?!"
Juan "Get up off my nuts"
Juan "Get up off my nuts"
by Cerpin Taxt May 28, 2004
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It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?
by udgodess August 24, 2011
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