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I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it
Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?
by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025
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I love you super mostest

Dear Thamuel

I win.

Love Lucy
by Lucy.Kranium August 8, 2023
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I II II I_

Hey? What's loss

I II II I_
by yikesisbetter34621 June 11, 2025
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What I said

I know what I said. Why I said it is more important. I'm never going to feel bad about it because your lives stopped mattering the second she fucked that mongoloid.
Hym "I said what I said. Outside of emergency money you all are a detriment to my existence. Hey, what do you think is the best way to cook brains? Like... Scrabbled eggs? Meat loaf? Probably meat loaf, right?"
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
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i-sore

the notch on iPhone 14 pro models that looks like an I and is goddamm ocd inducing

looks like

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Jake: hey did you buy the new iPhone 14 pro
Kirsten: yeah I did
Jake: look at that i-sore
Kirsten: if id known I would get the 14 non pro
by YourLocalAsian July 31, 2022
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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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