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what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
by Mark McPants November 25, 2006
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Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy!

Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy! is what I'm thinking after I suck off all the cadets in my pod.
I just sucked cumgasms out of all my roomies, and now -- Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy!
by eda-skip October 10, 2021
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My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.
Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.
by thaPacketman3 December 11, 2011
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they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023
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my mom says you have a tiny weiner

It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.
Hey bro! Your an asshole! Yeah well my mom says you have a tiny weiner! Why would you say that?It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.
by B-rizzle November 23, 2019
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all of my friends we get turnt up

WHEN ALL YO FRIENDS GETTING LIT AFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
when you getting turnt over a lit song

jessica; OMG ALL OF MY FRIENDS WE GET TURNT UP
me; AYYAYYAYAYAEEWEE
by TURNTASFBIH September 13, 2017
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