spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.
by thistlemuncher April 23, 2011
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Scrap Man's Banquet

A party or gathering at which you are spoilt for choice in terms of both sexual desires/fantasies, and stimulants/toxicants.
I once had a threesome with an asian transexual midget and a Nicola Sturgeon lookalike. It was a veritable Scrap Man's Banquet
by SV Limited July 26, 2015
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A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.
Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.
by WiltMichaels November 26, 2022
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come nah man

Come nah man” is a phrase used when someone is doing something that is fully insensible to someone else.
You wanna go smoke in school?
Come nah manwhat kinda stupidness is that?
by Madam Lee October 21, 2023
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lil man man

a very big and skilled fighter who doesn't have morals.
by D.D 7 February 13, 2024
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lil man man

A man you don't wanna mess with💀🙏
Person 1: Ima bring Lil man man
Person 2: oh hell naw *kills themselves*
by Aroup March 10, 2024
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The Spider-Man

An uncontrollable act in which you cum and your cum is so sticky and thick to where it almost looks like a spider web. You can also call this the snot web in certain cases
“Ah dude I did the spider-man with carrisa last night and she puked because of how it looked and felt”
by KoreanFartGoblin February 26, 2020
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