A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.
K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man
by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020
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Get the Sobo man mug.When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder mug.do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
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