No I don't need to learn anything

I haven't trained my self to do anything.

Hym "And no I don't need to learn anything. My way or death."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

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“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

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I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

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I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

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f. i

Fucking idiot

Use your brain and think instead of being an f. i.

by Mr. Fuh-q February 16, 2019

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I PLANE IT

Asexuals version of 'I ship it'

No sexual desire, all is platonic

derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.

heterosexual person: I ship Lucifer and Detective Decker.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.

by xoxo, eXCLusive October 15, 2020

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