National Shoot your shot day

Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn

“National shoot your shot day.” September 3rd

by •_•_ September 2, 2021

Your mom

The insult someone uses when they have nothing to roast you with

Person 1: let’s have a roast battle
Person 2: ok

Person 1:when I saw you I remembered to take out the trash!
Person 2: uh.. YOUR MOM IS SO FAT-

Your mom is so dumb she brung a spoon to the super bowl

by Yuki_yes May 28, 2022

your mum

in my bed

your mum in my bed

by hi your so cool January 17, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by WHSPRS December 13, 2022

i like your cut g

slapping a shitter's spicy ass forehead and saying "I like your cut g". Usually used to make a perfectly cut scream using a shitter's voice.

i like your cut g- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fat boy mrhotmadm December 9, 2020

Your definition will be reviewed soon

The same thing as saying "Your definition will never be reviewed"

Your definition will be reviewed soon. That's a lie

by childporn April 22, 2025

National, tell your crush you like them day.

On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.

*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.

by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025