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Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.
"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."
by Bglewis November 29, 2019
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Mans

The Group of mans. It's not mans but men
by 459395 March 10, 2022
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L MANS

BASICALLY A PERSON WHO CHOOSES TO BRING YOU UNHAPPINESS AND MISFORTUNE BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO SEE YOU WIN.
OPPOSITE OF W MANS.
KIA IS A JACK ASS AND AN L MANS AND HE WOULD NEVER GIVE HIS APPROVAL TO FOLKS LIKE ME BECAUSE HES A FUCKING HATER.
by MUFUBUKI June 1, 2025
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Man

No way it’s the MAN Chuck Norris

Oh wow Chuck Norris is a Man
by Crimson_Slayze January 7, 2023
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One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
by inagadadavida November 10, 2012
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Poor Man's Quit

Poor Man's Quit is not really a Poor Man's Quit. Tobacco is highly toxic with 800 chemicals while Nicotine itself is not toxic. Don't stuff Tobacco in a capsule and take it, or you will have bloody poop and stomach ache and intestine pain. Save for REAL Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg or try Nic Nacs 6mg Nicotine Lozenges half a Lozenges or 3mg. Nicotine itself is a cognitive enhancer and is non-toxic and safe. The 800+ chemicals in the Tobacco Plant is more toxic than a poorly set up meth lab (Methamphetamine HCl) or speed lab (Amphetamine HCl) with no pharmaceutical controls to check for quality control. Nicotine Lozenges are purified and safe. Vaping is pretty safe. Smoking is not safe. Swallowing Tobacco is 100 times less safe than smoking.
I tried Poor Man's Quit for the last time. Time to save up for Nicotine Lozenges Regular Man's Quit and never try Poor Man's Quit again. No more pain in the intestine or stomach or pooping blood or dizziness.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025
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Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.
Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?
by local floridian man January 11, 2023
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