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Golden Dick Syndrome

A lack of male university students has caused what has been dubbed ‘Golden Penis Syndrome’ in men who develop inflated egos due to the amount of interest their female peers show in them.

The term, coined by students at Sarah Lawrence College in New York and later popularized by American journalist Jon Birger, applies to heterosexual men on predominantly female college campuses.

As studies have shown, college-educated women are more likely to date similarly educated partners. With such skewed numbers, college-educated men have become a hot commodity, allowing such men to become arrogant, thinking a steady supply of women will always be available to them. The lack of competition has allowed men to get away with foul dating practices, such as cheating or ghosting, because they are confident there will always be other women
Just got ghosted by this guy. It's giving golden dick syndrome.
by YAYAYAYAYAY November 4, 2021
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Dick-hole Butt-shim

A small slab of wood that would normally go inside of a butthole for easy defecation inside of prison. But is instead being inserted into the dick hole for torture and or pleasure. Commonly used together with the prison poops
The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.
by dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010
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Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .
" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."
by _sammyn April 4, 2015
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sucking my own dick

When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.
J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
by chubop October 3, 2016
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big daddy long dick

When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos
Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick
by Roll tide bby May 25, 2019
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Olga wants Russian dick

Olga wants dick means that a woman named Olga is wanting sexual activity from a man. A man preferably named Andrei.
Bitch 1. Did you hear Olga wants Russian dick

Bitch 2. I had that once it was WAY to small for me
by ALex Baaci January 17, 2018
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how long is marcels dick

Marcel’s dick is roughly 12.5 inches
Stranger:My dick is so big
Another stranger:No, look at Marcels. Look how long is marcels dick
by Lucifer;) December 5, 2020
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