I love you more than mostest

When you love someone more than they love you, even after they said they love you the ‘mostest’.
In most cases ‘mostest’ can’t be beaten, but this word becomes the exception.

😘

Joel: Love you
Christie: Love you more
Joel: Love you most
Christie: Love you more than most
Joel: Love you mostest

Christie: I love you more than mostest

and furthermore can prove this, as now it’s listed in the dictionary 😝

by Iridescent1 September 27, 2023

i am sick :(

i hate life

i am sick

im at school
i have to do an englisg test
and i hav e done a physics test

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i prob failed it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i wanna go hooomee

i am sick :(

i wanna gooo hoooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 20, 2024

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>In The Bathroom & Where I Am Going<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>In The Bathroom & Where I Am Going<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>In The Bathroom & Where I Am Going<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 6, 2024