my man

A sexy phrase, once used by the sex god maid Mammon in Leviathan's audio drama. So sexy that the population of Mammorons started shitting and peeing hard. Sex. Did I mention it's a sexy phrase? Sex.

Eden: My man!

Mila: My man.
Moo: my :) man :)
Venus: cumming and moaning MY FUCKING MAN BIG DICK BALLS THE SIZE OF GLOBE

by venus707 October 24, 2020

Man walk

Men walking through a forest with air soft guns

“Lets go on a man walk”

by Thiccman678910 April 20, 2022

One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.

One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it

by sarflondoner December 27, 2010

burrito man

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito

Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!

by Nzxke November 11, 2019

Hey man

Something a non virgin says to act like a virgin

"Stop saying hey man after every sentence, I know you fucked her last night."

by Dropping the soap June 8, 2022

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.

Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.

by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016