Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 07, 2022

turd shredder

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.

I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .

by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019

Turd Rodeo

Total shitshow.

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.

by JMoYo1 December 02, 2019

turd grenade

A thing that you call a person that is not cussing and is fun to say

You are a turd grenade!

by Burgerjohn April 26, 2020

Turd Nerve

The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.

That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve

by 3evo May 24, 2017

Turd Mobile

A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.

Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!

by ThatHuman125k March 06, 2018

A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021