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Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.
A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.
by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019
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Ginger Touch

Ginger touch is when whatever someone touches breaks. It’s called ginger touch because of how retarded gingers are
-Someone breaks something

-“Shit, he must have the ginger touch”
by Drewdepo July 22, 2019
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Tender Touch

In restaurant service the "tender touch" is when a server (typically female - due to social taboos regarding men touching women they don't know... Or touching other men they don't know) puts their hand on the guest shoulder and then leans into answer or ask a question, taking order, or thank them for their business. Typically employed by young female servers with older male patrons. A tactic used to generate a better tip.
When dropping the check, the female server used the tender touch, leaned in, and thanked the gentleman for dining at the restaurant tonight.
by Chanarchy September 20, 2019
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Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019
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Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently
My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?
by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019
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Butt toucher

Someone who goes around touching random butts for no reason and any chance they get or any time they see a butt they have a urge to touch it
Chayson is such a queer .He's always trying to touch everyone's butt all the time . What a little butt toucher . Makes me wonder about him.
by Daddy Best March 16, 2020
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gutter toucher

A term used to describe a suburban area of density that you can physically touch either neighbour’s gutters whilst between each property.
“They live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ suburbs”
by DS.Roach September 7, 2020
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