Tom Barnard

One of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that Howard Stern pulled his radio show from the Twin Cities market. He is noted for being the leader of the KQ Morning Show and his voice-over acting, most recently for Home Depot. He isn't afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. People that don't listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (KDWB), overly-cheery (KS95), poser badass/burnout (93X) garbage that every other TC station puts out on weekday mornings. People that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on MPR anytime.
Tom Barnard's KQ morning show is the best ever, even though the station's music isn't always my favorite.
by jarshrawb May 30, 2009
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Tom Brady

Tom Brady is the quarterback of the New England Patriots. Because he won three super bowls in four years, people tend to dislike him. Sometimes they call him things such as "homo", "crybaby", and they say that he can't win without his receivers. However, experts call him one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. Ninety-eight percent of all accusations aren't exactly true, they just make all the non-fans feel better.

Tom Brady lead the Patriots to super bowl wins in 2001, 2003, and 2004. His wife's name is Gisele.
Non-fan: Tom Brady is homo.
Pats fan: No, he has a wife.
Non-fan: he's so dumb.
Pats fan: I dunno about that . . . he's said to be one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history. And he's got the rings to show for it. Or have you forgot that he lead the Patriots to three super bowl wins in 2001, 2003, and 2004?
Non-fan: you just love him because he plays for New England.
Pats fan: you just hate him because he plays for New England.
by Yo Zo March 20, 2014
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tom girl

A boy who enjoys doing girl like things. A boy who enjoys painting nails, Barbie, etc.
You wanna paint your nails with me?
TOM GIRL!
:'(

Brian:I think James is a tom girl.
James: Hey, sexy man.
*James leaves*
Brian:Yeah, now he is for sure.
by JohnJacobJingleHimerSchmit November 8, 2007
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Tom Holland

A fucking cute smol bean who will make you the happiest. he is so caring, hot, talented, and the most amazing person alive :) he is my smol bean
Tom Holland is flipping addorable
by Tom holland January 6, 2019
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tom brady

One of the greatest quarterbacks ever in the national football league. He plays for the New England Patriots. He has won 3 superbowls and is on the verge of his 4th superbowl victory in superbowlXLII. He has a son with actress Bridget Moynahan and is currently dating super model Gisele Bundchen. Anyone who says that Tom Brady is not one of the greatest quarterbacks ever is just a hater and is just angry because their team got pwnd by Tom Brady.
Drew Bledsoe wishes he was as good as Tom Brady
by MYMESSIAH January 31, 2008
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tom cruise

Someone who, even though they are headin for the top, ballin', comin' up, whateva, does inexplicable and unwarranted (usually flamboyant) things to give themselves a good screwing-over.
Man, T.O. really Tom Cruised himself with that Cowboys Star stunt, expecting to be on the fans good side when he signed with them.

Katherine Harris. 'nuff said.
by ZurielSeven October 17, 2006
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toms devil

Completely sexy wanker, this person is so hot they burn you just coming near. ouch.
"Ooo she is SO toms devil."
by Reginald Fairfield July 29, 2008
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