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I know boats

The act of being overly confident in your ability to complete a task or know a fact just to be proven absolutely completely wrong.
Luca:”guys trust me I know boats(draws a boat)”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it
by Jelks6767 November 16, 2025
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the monkey knows

in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.
by p0kerface February 14, 2019
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Timothy C Knows

A cool person who is pro at Speech and Debate, and it can't be denied that he is better than the undeniably annoying Gina. As you can see, he is a pro at oratory and congress. He rules the Whiz Quiz world, and he is a man of all people. I've never seen any skilled person know his maps and schools so well. This guy knows himself very well, and he can roast you pretty well, as he can find a way to beat your arguments 99% of the time. It's crazy how people underestimate him, but he knows his skills, as he can be your GPS anywhere. Plus, this guy knows schedules and dates so much that he will beg you to answer him, or else you will be damaged. He also loves sports and really likes Luka Doncic cause he's super skilled, and his basketball IQ is extremely high. It's almost crazy how he's good at so many things, and he is very competitive, so don't expect to beat him. His Instagram is the power machine of followers, and he knows his Instagram style.
Hey, it's Timothy C Knows.
Congratulations, you're so good, Timothy C Knows.
That guy, Timothy C Knows, literally beat us by a whopping 37 points.
Nice to meet you, is this TImothy C Knows?
by TheManHasSkills October 19, 2020
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DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?

DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?
DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?
yes
by Sinffulll March 12, 2022
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You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".
Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE
by Joao3 January 10, 2025
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This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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