Foreplay Porn

The porn you watch before watching the 'main' porn. "Foreplay Porn" is like a side quest in a video game.

"David R. edges on kemonomimi hentai before finishing on NTR h-doujinshi. David R. considers kemonomimi hentai to be 'Foreplay Porn' "

by Andrew E Cooper July 10, 2020

Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

Grinch Porn

While it might be stated, "the Grinch is always naked," implying that all Grinch-related media is Grinch porn, the truth is much bleaker. Grinch Porn is an actual thing, where a dude dressed as the Grinch bumps uglies with a chick in costume as a resident of Whoville.

"I feel the depravity of man weighing heavily upon my soul. I will embrace it and Google for Grinch Porn."

by 1BadMF July 28, 2018

porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.

“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”

by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019

porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles

All girls love a good porn sack.

by Überschwanz April 26, 2007

Disney Porn

Disney Channel shows/movies where they have "hawwt" guys/girls starring in them for 12 year olds to gawk at

Omg did you watch camp rock the other night ?! Major disney porn !

by @Georgiabuttons December 14, 2009