The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010
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Get the Asian Zombie Soup mug.A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.
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I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.
by John in Virginia April 27, 2025
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