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skibidi toilet

Bob: "skibidi toilet is the best show ever deceived. if there was one show i could watch over and over, it would be my pookie wookie skibbitty toilet. i binge all seasons every day. 24/7 365. and i love every second of it. i want the skibidy toilet to be real so i can cuddle him and his beautiful skibbitty goodness. skibidi toilet is my whole personality. i watch it all the time. in fact, im watching it right now. i want to skibidi all day, every day"

Sam: "ok"
by Snail mcgee The Racist June 19, 2024
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toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.
I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.
by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016
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Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
by Toe knee October 5, 2021
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Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"

Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023
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Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.
"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."
by chrischanlover69 January 1, 2022
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Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot
by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025
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