jumping retard

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009

Bungee Jump

An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.

My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.

by Toolkit79 April 24, 2020

Jump in the tank

Take a shower

I’m rey jump in the tank

by Yk I got the answers July 8, 2023

Bungy Jumping

Bungy jumping is the biggest damn adrenaline rush you can ever experience while alive. If you do it, you are going to get dropped off a huge cliff, you'll only have your legs tied up to an elastic rope. When you get to the bottom you might me able to touch the water. its soooooo fkn awesome!
It is one of the MUST DO if you ever find yourself in New Zealand. NZ has got so many places where you can practise this mean sport. Take the plunge.

A: Bo! I went to Taupo and did that bungy jumping shit aye

B: Aye? Bet ya it was mean as, was it?

A: Fuck yea bo!

by Juan Vidal January 2, 2009

Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.

Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!

by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020

Cliff jumping

People who are not pussy of jumping off cliffs.

Hey let’s go cliff jumping. If your up for it....

by Spdillon503 July 24, 2020

Jumping Rabbit

A joint that has been laced with cocaine.

Is that some jumping rabbit or just broccoli??

by Neomann June 1, 2024