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mc poop

The poop you have to take almost immediately after ingesting Mc Donald's food.
I'll be back in 10 minutes... I had a big mac for lunch and i have to go take a mc poop.
by hahaidontgetit April 3, 2009
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I'd poop on it

When you see a girl who you are attracted to, and you say "I'd poop on it", you are saying "it" referring to her as a sexual item, rather than person, and that if you were to be given the opportunity to have sex with her, and she was into strange things like being pooped on, that she is so hot you would do it.
*Me and a friend see a super hot chick*

Me: Dannng! I'd poop on it
by 253206425 October 9, 2012
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Poop Ninja

A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.

An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.
Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.

Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.
by pooppooper March 26, 2011
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Poop Dick

To receive feces on ones penis.
Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!
by Paddy O' September 28, 2008
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Poop Shake

During sex, the male will mix his feces and his semen in a large glass to eventually be fed forcably to the female.
Wow greg, you sure make a good Poop shake.
by jauntyjim September 30, 2008
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poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.
He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.
by El Kakador April 19, 2010
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Angel Poop

something or someone explosively cute,warm & fuzzy or yummy.
WOW...That little white Persian kitten is pure Angel Poop!

Oh my gosh, those white chocolate Godiva truffles are so yummy, just like Angel Poop!
by LycanthropiaChic December 16, 2009
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