Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.

- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.

by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022

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Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

by cavey123 March 17, 2022

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I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.

by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022

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French Southern and Antarctic Lands

French Lands in the Southern and Antartic

Person: Where is French Southern and Antarctic Lands?
Other person: Southern and Antartic

by blockheadguy March 28, 2022

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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc

This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.

by Arron j smith January 25, 2022

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