Irish Chaser

-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix

-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser

by Madmandon May 9, 2019

Irish Betrayal

Making a cup of tea for yourself without offering a cup of tea to any other residents or guests.

Fergal committed an irish betrayal against Mary yesterday. I can't believe they are still talking after that slight.

by Pseudo Niahm January 10, 2025

Irish Breakfast.

For Adults, Some bread and jam, really thats just it. Or for a kid its a cereal.

9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.

28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.

by manofwordmaker March 16, 2024

Irish Sun Dance

Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain

Dude that hike was amazing, the Irish Sun Dance at the peak really topped it off!

by Irishlad1915 June 3, 2024

Irish gang bang

4 people fucking and a group of people sitting around getting drunk and watching

Did you hear about the Irish gang bang at the hotel? They made a 30 pack disappear

by Stonecoldateass June 4, 2022

Irish Tugboat

Like its cousin the French tugboat this is where the balls are placed into a bowl of lucky charms cereal then the other party blows bubbles into the cereal milk.

“Fuck the chocolate milk tonight I’m going for an Irish Tugboat, where’s the lucky charms?”

by DawsThaBoss September 3, 2025

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014