Happy Tea Salesman

Epic 😎, she sells tea. Proud member of the horny police

Fin: Happy Tea Salesman is the model Horny Police member

by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020

True tea, sis

When the tea is at its truest form

Person one: *spills tea*
Person two: *knows that the tea is true*
Person two: “true tea, sis”

by Big_yeeto February 13, 2019

Protein Tea Party

When a Man or Woman fills tea cups with copious amounts of seminal or vaginal fluid.

We all had a great time at yesterdays protein tea party. Everyone loved the selections and no one left hungry.

by M911 October 27, 2011

Kentucky tea-bag

The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth

I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag

by Bigred22 January 10, 2017

h33t tea

h33t tea is mcdonalds sweet tea. 'sweet' is replaced by h33t to describe how awesome the sweet tea is. cuz its fuckin heat and unsweetend tea can get bent

(man 1)hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
(man 2)im gonna go to mcdonalds and get some h33t tea. cuz its fuckin heat

by B-Frank89 October 20, 2008

rasberry iced tea

A very very yummy drink,

Rasberry iced tea is so deliciouse

by Shell Lynn March 12, 2009

mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009